BREAKING: MIS MOLLIE SPOTTED NORTH OF MILL PARK

31 August 2021

Fear and dismay is sweeping Melbournes north this morning as the Tropics team curse spotted in cafe car spot.

The doll was once thrown about at Stillman Drive headquarters in light hearted fashion, descending as a gift from Miller’s Mother Theresa Tropeagle. To the players shock and disbelief, it had made its way into Cuthbert’s car that very night, leaving behind it a trail of ciggie butts.

For weeks following, Romano was handed the task of destroying the doll, and not until a final hanging on the street sign at Ellerslie Court was it considered completely excoriated.

It is not completely clear whether this is infact Miss Mollie, however, Miller believes to have spotted it in a car only 500m down the road from Tropeagles childhood home. A house where she first received the doll as a 5 year old in 1969.

More information awaits.