Tropics Sack Incompetent Team Manager

There have been whispers out of the Tropics camp for some time that they have cut ties with the below average player, turned even worse stats man, turned maladroit manager, Bryce Miller. Reports have been circulating through the Tropics circles in the past weeks but nothing has been confirmed by the club. The odd silence from a club previously very open with the media was odd, but the news was confirmed today on the global sporting clubs website.

After Miller’s form turned to an unsalvageable low he turned to management pleading for them to keep him on in some compacity. At the time the ball club needed a stats man, a job that frankly could have been performed by a work experience kid. Being that Miller’s playing contract was the lowest seen by any club in the history of the Whittlesea Basketball Association, they knew they could get him at a discounted price.

In Miller’s playing days if the team were compared to their Tropical name he was the monsoon of the group.